Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !