Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Previous Random Joke Next
Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing