Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !