Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands