Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America