What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.