What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !