Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.