Stair Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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