Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.