How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'