How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.