How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.