How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.