How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.