What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!