What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Because 7 8 9.

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss