What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!