What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..