What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents