What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.