What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.