Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!