Prom
Paperback
The crow bar.
Make blonde jokes!
Prom night.
They go Bar Hopping!...
A: To the moovies.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
they go to the moovies
Slow dance.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
You are such a bore."
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Saturday Night Fever.
At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie