Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....