Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.