Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!