Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!