Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
He had been illumi-naughty
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Because it was rated R.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
His verdict.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
He turns off the PlayStation.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
He received a T minus.
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )