Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!