Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle