Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
They could be stalking you!
There are literally Sicilians.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Hire a hitman
She reads them pig tales.
Read a book, you dummies.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
One clothes please!
With dog diskettes!
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Good jab.
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