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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.