Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Bad Word Jokes More Bad Word Jokes

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.