How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.