How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus