What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.