What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Giddy Jokes More Giddy Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !