I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
She's only wearing one sock.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
It chases parked cars !
Because his mixtape was to die for...
A master baiter
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
You cant count them when its dark
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
Because they never listen.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
Aight I'll calcu-lata
A huge mess.
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.