What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!