I think I could use a Han here.
Both think the shorter the better.
They think therefore they arrr
Quack cocaine
They use Google Mops.
It depends how strong you throw them
Because they Pac-12 of everything
Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
May Divorce be with you.*
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Han shot first.
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.