When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.