What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Work Day Jokes More Work Day Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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