What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore