Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "