Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
You park your car, man.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Grandparents.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
1/3
He refused to integrate.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Underlay! Underlay!
What do I have to do to get ahead around here?
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
It's all relative.
A quantum mechanic. lel
