Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.